Balding Passholder Asks Ride Attendant a Third Time if He Really Needs to Remove Hat

ORLANDO, FL — A man wearing a baseball cap brought The Incredible Hulk Coaster® in Islands of Adventure to a halt for several minutes early Saturday afternoon. Eyewitnesses say the issue was that he simply did not want to take his hat off before boarding the iconic roller coaster. “He just refused to take the damn hat off,” complained one guest, who also told reporters that the attraction was held up for at least 15 minutes. “When they first asked, he said that the restraints made it difficult for him to reach his hat. Then he said he couldn’t remove it because of a medical condition. The hat needed to be there to protect his scalp underneath. Finally, after several minutes, he relented and took his hat off.” Several eyewitnesses went on to state that the thinning around his crown was “actually pretty bad,” and that his hairline was “kind of fucked.”